kevin hart.

funny. short. sexy. possibly related to me. He's completely hilarious and amazing and never fails to crack me up. He's a great comedian, a great actor, and has a great smile, his projects never fail to amaze and impress.

angered swine

sooo hilarious! lol

for the love of ray j parody

by yours truly... if you disnt see the show it probably won't make sense... but here goes!

just gotta get this off my chest.

you know, it's really been getting on my nerves. it being people in general. As a child you're taught the right way to behave, you're fed images of perfection for as long as you can remember. BUT.... society has warped perfection, and cast it aside so scantily that the "perfect" are often outcasted, and looked down upon. They're told they are "trying too hard" or have unrealistic perceptions. So the "perfect" are seemingly weird or what have you. Everyone has set expectations of people's qualities so low and it's preparing our society for its inevitable downfall.

doo doo mama?

*before this is read, i dont want to offend anyones personal style. i just found this funny.

doo doo mama, as defined by urban dictionary.

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.

Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo.
If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo.
If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with gel and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo.
f you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo.
If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club.
If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo.
If you go around "poppin them thangs. you're a doo doo.
If your hair looks like Kunta, or is more then one color at one time. You're a DooDoo.
If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo.
If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo.
If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her.
If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo.
If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.

orangutan you rang?

perhaps 1-2,000 has been found on the island of Borneo, conservation researchers say.

Members of the reclusive endangered species were found by scientists acting on tip-offs from local people. About 50,000 orangutans are thought to remain in the wild

The journey to the region took 10 hours by car, another five by boat and then a couple more hours hiking.

The team found more than 200 nests crammed into just a few kilometres and spotted three wild orangutans in the canopy above them - a mother and her baby, and a large male who broke off branches to throw at them.The team of scientists is now working with local groups to try to protect the area

the script.

queen b rocks the mic.

"Looks like Little J isn't the only one with a singing career in her near future. Queen B Aka. Leighton Meester, has shed her headband and pleated skirt to join forces with pop rockers Awesome New Republic on a remix of their song "Birthday". The dance-tastic, clubby jam is pretty catchy." Also, there's a video of her singing a cover of the song Bette davis eyes originally by Kim Carnes. In my opinion she did absolutley amazing, her voice is a bit shallow but it's really pleasant along with the poppy tune. overall i give both songs an A- rating.

check it out here: http://www.teenvogue.com/industry/blogs/entertainment/2009/04/leighton-meester-sings.html

double bubble

this bubble dress was designed by Hussein chalayan, i personally think its adorable. It was also recently worn by lady gaga.

tommy hilfiger's son?

So, I'm googling Tommy Hilfiger to find cute preppy clothes for the newly instilled uniforms at my school, and i come across the fact that he has a son, ironicly dubbed "rich hill" (huh.. is that supposed to be a metaphor?) he's like the polar opposite of his ultra conso-preppy dad. oh and did i mention he's with a black person? i wonder how that's fly? lmfao. anyway, i found this ghetto white boy style awkward considering he's probably never lived in the hood one day of his life.

but on a complementary note, let me mention extreme fabulocity surrounding the beautiful ally hilfiger... in typical ally fashion she is amazingly attractive and quite stylish.