soo. i've noticed that the TSA thats airport security for those of you who dont know, has been getting more and more disgusting every time i travel. They spend more time once-overing the paralyzed man in the wheelchair then the freaking guy with 3 hard drives in his back pack. okayy i mean i know that they have to be "thourogh" but this is ridiculous.. 3 oz of liquids!? oh unless there medicinally nessecary.. welll... il have them know my perfume is definitly medicinally nessecary, if i dont have perfume i wont be delicious smelling, if i dont smell delicious, i wont be desired, hence i will spiral down into a xanax infused depression. i.e medical. okay...
soooooo when i travelled i saw this sign, this exact sign. given i was moving fast i didnt get to read the sign.. so i just glanced at the pictures. let me explain to you what my perception of the pictures were.
EXPLOSIVES.
party hats?
tampons?
magic wands?
FLAMMIBLE LIQUIDS
ok lighter and paint (that ones pretty clear)
TOXIC SUBSTANCES
cat food
and some pirate rum
CORROSIVES
easy bake oven
thermometer
MISCELLANEOUS DANGEROUS ITEMS
ok 1st of all.. what kinda category is this.. its likee well i dont like the color purple so lets ban grapes. please..
but anyways
hellecopters?
magnetics...
OXEDYZYING SUBSTANCES
chapstick
mayo..
and among other things pictured, shaving cream, a hypno hat, mega phone..
well idk about you but that was not a good representation of what i can and cannot bring.. given that they were making me go a mile a minute, so they could "safely" check me.
look here --> http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm
to see a list of other undesirables.. some of my favorites being : sabers, cattle prods, numchucks, and gel shoe inserts..
all i have to say is F U T S A.
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