kevin hart.

funny. short. sexy. possibly related to me. He's completely hilarious and amazing and never fails to crack me up. He's a great comedian, a great actor, and has a great smile, his projects never fail to amaze and impress.

angered swine

sooo hilarious! lol

for the love of ray j parody

by yours truly... if you disnt see the show it probably won't make sense... but here goes!

just gotta get this off my chest.

you know, it's really been getting on my nerves. it being people in general. As a child you're taught the right way to behave, you're fed images of perfection for as long as you can remember. BUT.... society has warped perfection, and cast it aside so scantily that the "perfect" are often outcasted, and looked down upon. They're told they are "trying too hard" or have unrealistic perceptions. So the "perfect" are seemingly weird or what have you. Everyone has set expectations of people's qualities so low and it's preparing our society for its inevitable downfall.

doo doo mama?

*before this is read, i dont want to offend anyones personal style. i just found this funny.

doo doo mama, as defined by urban dictionary.

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.

Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo.
If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo.
If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with gel and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo.
f you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo.
If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club.
If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo.
If you go around "poppin them thangs. you're a doo doo.
If your hair looks like Kunta, or is more then one color at one time. You're a DooDoo.
If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo.
If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo.
If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her.
If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo.
If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.

orangutan you rang?

perhaps 1-2,000 has been found on the island of Borneo, conservation researchers say.

Members of the reclusive endangered species were found by scientists acting on tip-offs from local people. About 50,000 orangutans are thought to remain in the wild

The journey to the region took 10 hours by car, another five by boat and then a couple more hours hiking.

The team found more than 200 nests crammed into just a few kilometres and spotted three wild orangutans in the canopy above them - a mother and her baby, and a large male who broke off branches to throw at them.The team of scientists is now working with local groups to try to protect the area

the script.

queen b rocks the mic.

"Looks like Little J isn't the only one with a singing career in her near future. Queen B Aka. Leighton Meester, has shed her headband and pleated skirt to join forces with pop rockers Awesome New Republic on a remix of their song "Birthday". The dance-tastic, clubby jam is pretty catchy." Also, there's a video of her singing a cover of the song Bette davis eyes originally by Kim Carnes. In my opinion she did absolutley amazing, her voice is a bit shallow but it's really pleasant along with the poppy tune. overall i give both songs an A- rating.

check it out here: http://www.teenvogue.com/industry/blogs/entertainment/2009/04/leighton-meester-sings.html

double bubble

this bubble dress was designed by Hussein chalayan, i personally think its adorable. It was also recently worn by lady gaga.

tommy hilfiger's son?

So, I'm googling Tommy Hilfiger to find cute preppy clothes for the newly instilled uniforms at my school, and i come across the fact that he has a son, ironicly dubbed "rich hill" (huh.. is that supposed to be a metaphor?) he's like the polar opposite of his ultra conso-preppy dad. oh and did i mention he's with a black person? i wonder how that's fly? lmfao. anyway, i found this ghetto white boy style awkward considering he's probably never lived in the hood one day of his life.

but on a complementary note, let me mention extreme fabulocity surrounding the beautiful ally hilfiger... in typical ally fashion she is amazingly attractive and quite stylish.

my own personal brand of heroin

oh dear god, there's just nothing like biting into a good, crisp, juicy watermelon.. it's like crack, i adore it. GIVE ME WATERMELON, OR GIVE ME DEATH.

static cling?

you know, there's something I've been meaning to say. guys are clingy. but not in the typical sense of clingy.. in the sense of CLINGY, like they cling to the feeling rather then the person. My question is are people really attracted to the person? or are they attracted to the idea? hmm.. compelliing

fantasy factory

this is such a generally entertaining and hilarious show. Shown daytimes, and evenings on mtv. not only are the stunts crazy, but the entire cast is hilarious.. not to mention the adorable bulldog duo, "meaty & beefy" all its lacking is big black.

t rex

The T-Rex, a “street legal, track worthy” three-wheeled beast of a vehicle with a 1164cc Inline 4 cylinder DOHC engine, ram-air, a sequential 6-speed close ration gear box, and does 0-60 in 4.1 seconds with a top speed of 140 MPH, crazy sick.. i want one

mariah

Mariah, why? you are not 16, this is not 1996, nor are you a size 2. Miss Carey's voice IS and has been by far one of the top in the last 10 years, hence her being a rich rich woman. So why in the hell would you dress like your stylist came from camden NJ... seriously this mid life fashion crisis has to go! You are a married woman.. present yourself professionally. GOD SPEED MARIAH.

CLEAR-ly ugly.

I think the converses are a tad better then the AF'1, considering they're less bulky. but in all good sense there just completely h-i-d-e-o-u-s. lordy.

a tad outdated.

So, I know it's kind of old news, but I'd like to stress my appalled and horrified opinion on the 3 crazies of NB, as i call them. As you all know, these 3 left an acquaintance in the middle of the woods in 8 degree weather, in a dress, and one shoe. Mind you, this was all over how the victim sued, and won a case of auto charges. They all posted the 200 k. bail, but i guess are awaiting their court hearings. First of all.. why brutally leave someone in dangerous conditions over being sued, if you can post 200,000 dollar bail.. I'm sure you can pay legal fees! 2. why the fuck would you get in a car or any type of vehicle with these 3.. i mean there not the epitome of lovely ladies. (the last one could use a deep conditioner.) and offender numero uno? if your going to do a pouty face in your mugshot, at least do it right. (flirt with the eyes, and plump the pout not plump the cheeks and flirt with the pasties.) and lovely bachelorette 2.. uhm no no no comment. Well i, as I'm sure others are awaiting the news of what happens, we'll see.

barron

So, my question is... how could anything this adorable come from this? Donald T.

ah.

SO....i know there's this ridiculous hype about Robert Pattinson, aka Edward Cullen. but there's something unparalleled to Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Cullen) His bone structure? his eyes? that way he always looks like hes just a few short breaths away from death? yes. Or maybe it's his hair.. that shaggy hair. He is amazing. But, still.. it makes me wonder...

astro-bat

Amazingly, a bat was found clinging to a space shuttle as it took off late last week, nasa stated;

"A bat that was clinging to space shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank during the countdown to launch the STS-119 mission remained with the spacecraft as it cleared the tower, analysts at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center concluded.

Based on images and video, a wildlife expert who provides support to the center said the small creature was a free tail bat that likely had a broken left wing and some problem with its right shoulder or wrist. The animal likely perished quickly during Discovery’s climb into orbit.

Because the Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge coexists inside Kennedy Space Center, the launch pads have a number of measures available, including warning sirens, to deter birds and other creatures from getting too close. The launch team also uses radar to watch for birds before a shuttle liftoff.

Nevertheless, the bat stayed in place and it was seen changing positions from time to time.

Launch controllers spotted the bat after it had clawed onto the foam of the external tank as Discovery stood at Launch Pad 39A. The temperature never dropped below 60 degrees at that part of the tank, and infrared cameras showed that the bat was 70 degrees through launch.

The final inspection team that surveys the outside of the shuttle and tank for signs of ice buildup observed the small bat, hoping it would wake up and fly away before the shuttle engines ignited."

Although, the bat probably died I personally would like to think it had stayed alive and has 2 magical seconds in the weightlessness of space, consumed by the dazzling stars as he watched the earth fade away from his sight, and as he slipped into a daze of magical flight he had gone where no bat had gone before. OK OK... A LITTLE FAR FETCHED? MAYBE BUT A GIRL, AND A BAT CAN DREAM <3

gone baby gone

So honestly I'm writing this in my on opinion, and i do not care about you personal ideas, If you get offended don't read it. Any who, this post is about teen pregnancy. I think its absolutely deplorable. It brings about so many obvious problems into America today. First of all, it is a teen couple, especially the girl's full responsibility to care for her mind, body, and lifestyle. It is a couple's choice to engage in sex, but it is the girl's consequence to take care of herself and protect herself from the obvious pregnancy risk. "accidents happen" they all say it.. but honestly if the correct precautions and preventative measures were taken, so many unwanted pregnancies that usually end up as debts to society. But i think the base problem is in the parents of these unruly children, because that's what they are.. children... Parents should have the responsibility to openly talk to children allow them to discuss sex without a repercussion that wont help. but then again most teen mother's mothers were teen parents. Therefore, The teenage mother knows that there mother, for the most part, WILL take care of that baby making it very easy to get out of responsibility and have more babies. Today teen mothers are way too common, and the disdain towards them are way too light. back in the 40's if a teenage girl got pregnant that girl was taken out of main stream society and sent away to a home where there were other pregnant teenage mothers until she had the baby.. they were treated as social outcasts, which is well as alright. this is why the standard of living is going down, the government is so busy paying welfare and such to mothers that cant afford to take care of their children because they had to drop out of school to "care" for their child. I think girls, and guys as well should think more thoroughly about all the ways to prevent "accidents" like this, and focus on school... what America needs is more business people too boost the economy rather then tear it down diaper by diaper.

yes

every guy has been screwed up. they really have.

fracture

I shot my wife in the face, right there.
She didnt look so pretty after that.
and i stood there looking down at her.
and i watched her eyes go all empty.
i could smell the blood, smelled like metal.
and the look on his face, aw he was trying to get her back to life.
well i was pissing myself laughing, because i had taken both the bastards out with one fucking bullet.

-anthony hopkins

boca y ojos

so apparently it was eyes & mouth... personally i say mouth... muy importante!

stuck in the sound

So yes, i am absolutly stuck in their sound. This parisian indie underground group popped up in 05 with my personal favorite toy boy. its absolutly amazing and their sound's reminiscent to an 80's grungy pop rock type thing. EAT IT UP, ITS GOLD!

<3

BFFSPS:BEST FRIENDS FOREVER SINCE PRESCHOOL.
EST`93

shhh.

cheap & chic

omg! these shoes are caliente to the max. Moschino leather platforms, with a peep toe design and a leather bow applique are so cute. they're simple yet so so chic. At 895$ they may bust your bank, but are sure to be a stylish classic for ages. Investment that will never go bankrupt.

i love this

In the middle of the day, one dark night,
Identical twins, went out to fight.
One was black, the other was white,
Both their mothers, in a state of fright.

They faced each other, back to back,
Brother to brother, white and black.
"What shall we do?" cried each mother.
They drew their swords, and shot each other.

A deaf state trooper, heard the noise,
Shot and killed, the two dead boys.
Although deceased, the two boys sued.
The blind judge noticed, they were both subdued.

"The law's the law! You both must hang!"
"In the electric chair", the jury sang.
"We're sorry", cried the two dead boys.
"We thought the swords were just plain toys"

Their bodies did lay, side by side,
In unkown graves, marked "Hare Nor" "Hide"
You never knew which did the errands,
Identical twins, 'cept for their parents.

All old children, please beware,
Of killing dead boys, anywhere.
You must learn, that once you do,
They might come back, and then sue you.

obama update

So i haven't gone on an Obama rant in a while... not that I'm falling into the "accept that hes not leaving" phase, but Ive been somewhat dormant. His Stimulus package is putting America farther into deficit spending while our good ole McCain has come up with a counter plan which was immediately shot down. Visualize below.

The party-line 57-40 vote against McCain's $421 billion plan came Thursday as a group of moderate Democrats and Republicans struggled to cut up to $100 billion from Obama's version.

McCain's plan would have cut the bottom two income tax brackets and lowered corporate income taxes. It also would have extended unemployment benefits and provide money to repair and replace military equipment worn out in Iraq and Afghanistan.

This basically would have removed Obama's idiotic "robin hood" stimulus plan. It would have taken money by reducing pay and such, which is already happening, it would also have extended unemployment so people could actually support their families while replenishing the economy... it was also a "tad" cheaper then Obama's "master plan."

in my completely fair viewpoint, Obama is supporting stem cell research supposedly, which is always okay in my book.

In polarity his iraq plan is really sucky... i'd advise to be careful because withdrawing troops may prompt the iraquis to feel a sense of desperation, betrayl and anger.

in other news Obama took time out of his busy plan making schedule to pose for people magazine. good times.

OHHHHH WELLL... THATS OBAMA FOR YOU -___-

beach bunny swimwear

so its expensive but totally worth it in my opinion. Beach bunny swimwear mixes classic and contemporary lingerie style into cute and sexy beachwear. Its a must have for diva's everywhere.. Skimpy waterproof lace and cute dangly charms make these suits look perfect for the beach or the bedroom. These flirty and fun designs are also functional as well as sexy, and were recently featured in sports illustrated swim suit edition. THEY'RE A MUST HAVE FOR THIS SUMMER SEASON.

toast.

I'd like to make a toast to all the dead trees and relationships out there.
to all the long lost friendships that died in the wind, and changed with the seasons. to all the memories of times better then they are now...or simpler. I'd like to make a toast to best friends for life. life. which must mean i haven't lived very long. To relationships I've failed to cultivate in fear they would grow to be ugly, or the vision of others would distort their beauty. I'd like to toast to the old days when a smile could mean so much, and to the new days where so much could barley create a smile, and finally I'd like to toast to the future ahead, and who and where i'll be looking back at tommorrow.

pete goldlust

Pete goldlust: making extraordinary art out of typical things.. like clay, and crayons.

flash back

So does anyone remember Lori Beth Denberg? I thought vital information was so so dumb, but funny. well here she is in her best.

why?

So i'm watching the Decent...It basically goes like this.. After a tragic accident, six friends reunite for a caving expedition. Their adventure soon goes horribly wrong when a collapse traps them deep underground and they find themselves pursued by bloodthirsty creatures. As their friendships deteriorate, they find themselves in a desperate struggle to survive the creatures and each other. It was a fairly good movie, it had a good plot and a somewhat decent ending.. a twist here and there, BUT.. what it actually made me realize is WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO GO CAVE EXPLORING? EVER?! Creeping around in a dark hole in the ground in dangerous conditions does not sound like a picnic to me. Even for those self-proclaimed thrill seekers, Its dark, murky, and full of slimy weirdo things... idk, but its not my cup of tea.. ohh, and did you know the real term for cave creepin is splunking.. even the name sounds unappealing.

shoe la la

OOH LA LA !.. i can say that again, these classic Louboutin heels are so aesthetically pleasing that even the simplicity behind the eccentricness shines. The line of the heel, paired with the oversizes anenome bow and the sateen fabric would elongate anyone's legs, while being able to dress up an oufit sans accesories LOVELY!

secret gangster language

UBN Lingo:
5-50 = An outsider.
999 (Tripple 9) = Snitch.
Food = Enemy. If you see food, eat food or be food!
On The Menu = On the hit list.
000 = Blood
Blood Drop = Baby born into the UBN or a Blood brought home under you.
Bloodettes = Female Bloods.
031 = The UBN birthday of October 31st, 1993. Broken down further the 0 stands for bloods, 30 stands for 30 rules, 1 is 1 love for all bloods who live life as an East Side Rider and ride under the UBN.
Billy Bad Ass = Nine Trey Gangster
Blazing Billy = Sex, Money, Murder
The Klean Up Krew = G Shine / GKB
Donald Gee = One Eight Trey Gangster
Pretty Boys = Valentine Gangster Blood
1st Ave = Monday
2nd Ave = Teusday
3rd Ave = Wednesday
4th Ave = Thursday
5th Ave = Friday
6th Ave = Saturday
7th Ave = Sunday
Ace Deuce Trey = Violation
Roscoe = Police
Dance Floor = Jail House Visiting Room
5 Love = Probation
Stain = A General Star
U.B.N. or you be out = An invitation for your set to join the UBN. If you deny the invititation you become an enemy.

Swahili:
Damu = Blood
Jiwe = Stone
Penda = Love
Ola = Look
Chakula = Food
Nyekundu = Red

hatred of the day.

OK... So whats up with girls dressing like guys these days, to an extent (boyfriend chic) its tre fab... but when you actually start looking like a guy THATS NEVER OKAY. It is'nt okay for guys to wear full blown lady attire.. so why should it be acceptable for us? Can you say double standard? As you can see the picture above is the correct way to wear fashionably masculine outfits.

oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

haha,

lake Titicaca. BEST LAKE EVER.

lend and extend.

ATTENTION LADIES OF ALL AGES! THIS JUST IN.... HAIR EXTENSIONS ARE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF

For as long as i can remember girls have looked down on extensions claiming them as "fake" or "ghetto" ladies ladies ladies!!! there's absolutely nothing wrong with wearing hair extensions, some of your favorite celebrities wear them and you probably don't even know it. extend your hair, your lashes and your life! its a great way to change your look without chopping off your hair. it can make hair longer and thicker, instantly add new color and much more. with good quality hair, and a good stylist you can go from drab to fab as easy as 1, 2, 300 dollars :]