The Japanese have revolutionized just about everything... everything to the point of uselessness actually. Here are some of my favorites.1. ITCHY BACK?! not anymore with the back scratching grid! now instead of saying "lower, lower, no to the right.. no up" you can just say A7 please!!
2. Solar cigarette lighter... because you can't waste precious natural resources by using a typical gas lighter, while lighting up a cancer stick
3. The butter stick. now you can conveniently butter up that toast in stick form. now, what ever will we use butter knives for?
4. The Swiss farming knife? 10 in one ! what fun! now you can have all your farming needs in one semi-convenient tool coffin thing. Separate tools are so American.
5. The personal rain-harvester not only keeps you dry, but also saves all the precious rain you would have been wasting with a normal umbrella! WOW-WEE! what would you have done if that precious rain would have gone to waste?!
AHH THE JAPANESE, SUPERIOR TO US IN SO MANY WAYS.... DOMO!
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