Tuesday

by request.

facebook stalker (As described on urbandictionary.com)
noun

1. Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...



2. An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
3. A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook.
You qualify as a FB stalker if you :

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life


4. A facebook stalker is someone who passes all of their free time on Facebook, looking up details of someone they just met, someone whom they may be infatuated with, but this is not necessary.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.

Ex:" Sheila spends all of her free time on Facebook when she should be studying. She is a huge Facebook stalker ".


So anyway, i've noticed these days that the creeper disease is spreading... im not sure if its because the lack of lives people have these days... or if my life is really that important that they feel the need to virtually breathe down their computer screen and into my buisness. This has also intertwined into the fact that their facebook stalker status meshes over into what they think is real... for example.. in more then one occasion ive seen the fbs (facebook stalker) think they are so amazing that they can confront you over the computer but then completly ignore you in real life. The facebook stalker usually rolls in a pack as well. They can be found conversing about their stalking... which is usually all they have in common, otherwise they would have no friends. All i know is that everyone should get over themselves, instead of concerning yourselfs in my life work on making up your own. i mean flattery it is, but comeone its ridiculous, because when i delete my facebook or myspace or whatever what are you gonna do then?


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