kevin hart.

funny. short. sexy. possibly related to me. He's completely hilarious and amazing and never fails to crack me up. He's a great comedian, a great actor, and has a great smile, his projects never fail to amaze and impress.

angered swine

sooo hilarious! lol

for the love of ray j parody

by yours truly... if you disnt see the show it probably won't make sense... but here goes!

just gotta get this off my chest.

you know, it's really been getting on my nerves. it being people in general. As a child you're taught the right way to behave, you're fed images of perfection for as long as you can remember. BUT.... society has warped perfection, and cast it aside so scantily that the "perfect" are often outcasted, and looked down upon. They're told they are "trying too hard" or have unrealistic perceptions. So the "perfect" are seemingly weird or what have you. Everyone has set expectations of people's qualities so low and it's preparing our society for its inevitable downfall.

doo doo mama?

*before this is read, i dont want to offend anyones personal style. i just found this funny.

doo doo mama, as defined by urban dictionary.

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.

Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo.
If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo.
If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with gel and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo.
f you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo.
If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club.
If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo.
If you go around "poppin them thangs. you're a doo doo.
If your hair looks like Kunta, or is more then one color at one time. You're a DooDoo.
If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo.
If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo.
If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her.
If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo.
If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.

orangutan you rang?

perhaps 1-2,000 has been found on the island of Borneo, conservation researchers say.

Members of the reclusive endangered species were found by scientists acting on tip-offs from local people. About 50,000 orangutans are thought to remain in the wild

The journey to the region took 10 hours by car, another five by boat and then a couple more hours hiking.

The team found more than 200 nests crammed into just a few kilometres and spotted three wild orangutans in the canopy above them - a mother and her baby, and a large male who broke off branches to throw at them.The team of scientists is now working with local groups to try to protect the area

the script.

queen b rocks the mic.

"Looks like Little J isn't the only one with a singing career in her near future. Queen B Aka. Leighton Meester, has shed her headband and pleated skirt to join forces with pop rockers Awesome New Republic on a remix of their song "Birthday". The dance-tastic, clubby jam is pretty catchy." Also, there's a video of her singing a cover of the song Bette davis eyes originally by Kim Carnes. In my opinion she did absolutley amazing, her voice is a bit shallow but it's really pleasant along with the poppy tune. overall i give both songs an A- rating.

check it out here: http://www.teenvogue.com/industry/blogs/entertainment/2009/04/leighton-meester-sings.html

double bubble

this bubble dress was designed by Hussein chalayan, i personally think its adorable. It was also recently worn by lady gaga.

tommy hilfiger's son?

So, I'm googling Tommy Hilfiger to find cute preppy clothes for the newly instilled uniforms at my school, and i come across the fact that he has a son, ironicly dubbed "rich hill" (huh.. is that supposed to be a metaphor?) he's like the polar opposite of his ultra conso-preppy dad. oh and did i mention he's with a black person? i wonder how that's fly? lmfao. anyway, i found this ghetto white boy style awkward considering he's probably never lived in the hood one day of his life.

but on a complementary note, let me mention extreme fabulocity surrounding the beautiful ally hilfiger... in typical ally fashion she is amazingly attractive and quite stylish.

my own personal brand of heroin

oh dear god, there's just nothing like biting into a good, crisp, juicy watermelon.. it's like crack, i adore it. GIVE ME WATERMELON, OR GIVE ME DEATH.

static cling?

you know, there's something I've been meaning to say. guys are clingy. but not in the typical sense of clingy.. in the sense of CLINGY, like they cling to the feeling rather then the person. My question is are people really attracted to the person? or are they attracted to the idea? hmm.. compelliing

fantasy factory

this is such a generally entertaining and hilarious show. Shown daytimes, and evenings on mtv. not only are the stunts crazy, but the entire cast is hilarious.. not to mention the adorable bulldog duo, "meaty & beefy" all its lacking is big black.

t rex

The T-Rex, a “street legal, track worthy” three-wheeled beast of a vehicle with a 1164cc Inline 4 cylinder DOHC engine, ram-air, a sequential 6-speed close ration gear box, and does 0-60 in 4.1 seconds with a top speed of 140 MPH, crazy sick.. i want one

mariah

Mariah, why? you are not 16, this is not 1996, nor are you a size 2. Miss Carey's voice IS and has been by far one of the top in the last 10 years, hence her being a rich rich woman. So why in the hell would you dress like your stylist came from camden NJ... seriously this mid life fashion crisis has to go! You are a married woman.. present yourself professionally. GOD SPEED MARIAH.

CLEAR-ly ugly.

I think the converses are a tad better then the AF'1, considering they're less bulky. but in all good sense there just completely h-i-d-e-o-u-s. lordy.

a tad outdated.

So, I know it's kind of old news, but I'd like to stress my appalled and horrified opinion on the 3 crazies of NB, as i call them. As you all know, these 3 left an acquaintance in the middle of the woods in 8 degree weather, in a dress, and one shoe. Mind you, this was all over how the victim sued, and won a case of auto charges. They all posted the 200 k. bail, but i guess are awaiting their court hearings. First of all.. why brutally leave someone in dangerous conditions over being sued, if you can post 200,000 dollar bail.. I'm sure you can pay legal fees! 2. why the fuck would you get in a car or any type of vehicle with these 3.. i mean there not the epitome of lovely ladies. (the last one could use a deep conditioner.) and offender numero uno? if your going to do a pouty face in your mugshot, at least do it right. (flirt with the eyes, and plump the pout not plump the cheeks and flirt with the pasties.) and lovely bachelorette 2.. uhm no no no comment. Well i, as I'm sure others are awaiting the news of what happens, we'll see.

barron

So, my question is... how could anything this adorable come from this? Donald T.

ah.

SO....i know there's this ridiculous hype about Robert Pattinson, aka Edward Cullen. but there's something unparalleled to Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Cullen) His bone structure? his eyes? that way he always looks like hes just a few short breaths away from death? yes. Or maybe it's his hair.. that shaggy hair. He is amazing. But, still.. it makes me wonder...

astro-bat

Amazingly, a bat was found clinging to a space shuttle as it took off late last week, nasa stated;

"A bat that was clinging to space shuttle Discovery’s external fuel tank during the countdown to launch the STS-119 mission remained with the spacecraft as it cleared the tower, analysts at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center concluded.

Based on images and video, a wildlife expert who provides support to the center said the small creature was a free tail bat that likely had a broken left wing and some problem with its right shoulder or wrist. The animal likely perished quickly during Discovery’s climb into orbit.

Because the Merritt Island National Wildlife Refuge coexists inside Kennedy Space Center, the launch pads have a number of measures available, including warning sirens, to deter birds and other creatures from getting too close. The launch team also uses radar to watch for birds before a shuttle liftoff.

Nevertheless, the bat stayed in place and it was seen changing positions from time to time.

Launch controllers spotted the bat after it had clawed onto the foam of the external tank as Discovery stood at Launch Pad 39A. The temperature never dropped below 60 degrees at that part of the tank, and infrared cameras showed that the bat was 70 degrees through launch.

The final inspection team that surveys the outside of the shuttle and tank for signs of ice buildup observed the small bat, hoping it would wake up and fly away before the shuttle engines ignited."

Although, the bat probably died I personally would like to think it had stayed alive and has 2 magical seconds in the weightlessness of space, consumed by the dazzling stars as he watched the earth fade away from his sight, and as he slipped into a daze of magical flight he had gone where no bat had gone before. OK OK... A LITTLE FAR FETCHED? MAYBE BUT A GIRL, AND A BAT CAN DREAM <3